The striker claims he barely considered offers from elsewhere once he discovered the Reds were interested in him ahead of a £7m move from Celta Vigo
The Spanish Craig Bellamy already ranks somewhere among our Most Badass Named Players Ever.
Shakespearean villain name + motherfucking BLADES (aspa=blade in Spanish).
Also, he headbutts people so this looks promising already…
(Source: y-n-w-a-1892)


